Friday The 13th Jason Tiny Terror Walking Plush Doll

We like to think Jason Voorhees would make a good party guest. You might not think so, but he must have a good few stories and non sequiturs. The guy spends most of his time chasing after rude teenagers with a machete. We can only imagine what he’d do in your kitchen. We bet he double-dips his chips in the queso dip, the monster.

The good news is we have a tame version of the Mr. Voorhees for your next Friday the 13th or Halloween-themed party. Based on the iconic horror movie villain Jason Voorhees, this Friday the 13th Jason Tiny Terror stands about five and a half feet shorter than the real deal. The little plush guy even makes noise! Set him at your kitchen table (as far away from the queso, to be safe) and Jason can all his gruesome stories in his own plushie language. Just imagine the details he’ll spill. If only we spoke plushie…

So if you want to bring Jason Voorhees into your home but don’t want to deal with the bad behavior he exhibited again and again at Camp Crystal Lake, this little dude is your best bet. Dare we say this murderous supervillain is even a little…cute?